Patricia works your Stripe.
Ask her in Slack. She reads the revenue, spots the failed payments, and drafts the invoice, but by default nothing charges or refunds without your yes.
@Pati where's MRR sitting, and did anything fail to bill this week?
MRR is $48,200, up $1,900 on last month. Two things worth a look:
- Vela's $2,500 monthly budget failed twice, card expired on the 3rd
- Orbit's plan renews Thursday, no issues flagged
- Want me to draft the payment-update note for Vela? I will wait for your approval before I charge anything.
Draft it, and pull me the full picture for the board.
Draft is ready for your review before it sends. And here is the revenue snapshot: MRR, new vs churned, and the three subscriptions up for renewal next month.
Patricia + Stripe
What she does in Stripe.
Real actions she takes on your say-so, not a list of API endpoints.
Track revenue like a finance lead
MRR, new and churned revenue, and what renews next month, read across every account you connect and answered in the channel, not exported to a sheet nobody opens.
Catch failed payments early
Expired cards, retries, and past-due subscriptions get flagged in Slack with the numbers, before your access lapses or a month of revenue slips.
See churn before it lands
Subscriptions heading for cancellation, downgrades, and dunning trouble surfaced early, so a save is still possible while there is time to make it.
Draft invoices and quotes
She builds the invoice or the quote from the budget terms, ready for your review. It goes out only after you approve, never on her own.
Answer customer and billing questions
Who is on which plan, what they have paid, and when they are next billed, pulled per customer without you logging into the dashboard.
Keep money-moving behind approval
Refunds, charges, and sending an invoice are drafted and shown to you first. By default, nothing that touches money happens until you say yes in Slack.
Say it like you'd say it
Things to ask her on day one.
What's our MRR this month, and how does it compare to last?
Which customer payments failed or are past due right now?
Draft Vela's monthly budget invoice for me to review before it sends
Which subscriptions are at risk of churning this quarter?
Pull a revenue snapshot for the board with new and churned MRR
Better together
Stripe is one hand. Give her the other.
Patricia's value compounds when the whole workflow lives with her, not just one tool.
Setup
Stripe, connected in minutes.
Add Patricia to Slack
She joins your workspace like any teammate. Two minutes, no engineering.
Today at 9:00 AM
Connect Stripe
One OAuth click. She gets only the access you approve, and you can disconnect her anytime.
Stripe connected
Ask
Mention @Pati with the question. Reads happen on their own; by default, anything that moves money waits for your yes.
@Pati What's our MRR this month, and how does it compare to last?
On it.
FAQ
Stripe questions, answered.
What can Patricia actually do in Stripe?
She reads payments, subscriptions, invoices, customers, and billing across your account, tracks MRR and churn, and drafts invoices and quotes. Reads are instant; by default anything that charges or refunds waits for approval, and anything that sends always does.
Will she refund or charge a customer on her own?
Not by default. Refunds, charges, and sending an invoice are drafted and shown to you in Slack first. Sending an invoice always waits for your explicit yes, and by default so do refunds and charges. Reading revenue and flagging failed payments run on their own, that is the point.
Which Stripe plan do we need?
Any account works. She connects through Stripe's official OAuth flow, the same way other approved tools do, and only sees the account you connect.
Can I keep her scoped to part of our Stripe?
Yes. Connect only the parts you want her in, and the rest stays untouched. By default, every change she makes waits for your yes, and every email, post or message she drafts always does.
What does the Stripe integration cost?
Nothing extra. Every integration is included, on every plan.
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Everybody deserves a Patricia.
She handles the work your team never gets to. You build the company. See what changes in your first week.