Patricia works your PostHog.
Ask her in Slack. She reads the events, walks the funnel, and finds where users actually drop, then comes back with the answer instead of a dashboard link.
@Pati where are Vela's signups dropping off in the onboarding funnel?
8,120 users started onboarding last week, 2,640 finished, a 32.5% completion rate. The drop is not spread evenly:
- Step 1 to 2 holds fine, 91% carry through
- The connect-data step is the wall, 46% leave there and never come back
- Users who watch the 20-second demo first finish at 61%, nearly double the rest
- Session recordings on the drop show people hunting for the skip button. Want the share-ready writeup?
Yes, and pull the numbers for the growth review deck.
Done. Funnel by step, the connect-data drop, and the demo-first lift, written up with the numbers pulled out, in Kepler's report format ready to drop into the deck.
Patricia + PostHog
What she does in PostHog.
Real actions she takes on your say-so, not a list of API endpoints.
Answer what users actually did
Events, active users, and feature usage across every project you connect, answered in the channel, so a customer conversation is about behavior and not just how many people landed on the page.
Walk the funnel and find the wall
She reads conversion funnels step by step and names where users drop, so the leak in a signup or checkout flow reaches you as a number, not a hunch.
Read retention honestly
Who comes back after a day, a week, a month, and who never returns, pulled per project, so a customer sees whether the product is sticky or just good at first impressions.
Slice by cohort
Behavior split by source, plan, device, or any cohort you track, so the answer is which users convert and stick, not a single blended average that hides the story.
Ground it in real sessions
When the numbers raise a question she points to the session recordings behind them, so a drop-off comes with what people were actually doing when they left.
Turn insights into the report
Funnel, retention, and event findings pulled into a summary the team reads on a Monday, and a team-branded writeup when a growth or product customer wants the polished version.
Say it like you'd say it
Things to ask her on day one.
Where are Vela's signups dropping off in onboarding?
What's the week-one retention for users who came from the last campaign?
Which features do our most active users actually use?
Compare conversion for demo-first users against everyone else
Pull the funnel numbers for the growth review deck in our format
Better together
PostHog is one hand. Give her the other.
Patricia's value compounds when the whole workflow lives with her, not just one tool.
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Setup
PostHog, connected in minutes.
Add Patricia to Slack
She joins your workspace like any teammate. Two minutes, no engineering.
Today at 9:00 AM
Connect PostHog
One connection reaches the projects you manage for the customer. She gets only the access you approve, and you can disconnect her anytime.
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Ask
Mention @Pati with the question. She reads the project and comes back with the answer, not a dashboard link.
@Pati Where are Vela's signups dropping off in onboarding?
On it.
FAQ
PostHog questions, answered.
What can Patricia actually do in PostHog?
She reads events, insights, funnels, trends, retention, cohorts, and session recordings across every project you connect, compares segments, and builds the report. In practice: she turns the analytics into an answer about what users did and where they dropped.
Does she change anything in PostHog?
No. PostHog is a read integration for her. She reads events, funnels, retention, and recordings and reports on them; she does not alter your data, insights, or configuration. Reading and reporting are the whole job here.
What access does she need?
Read access to the projects you connect, through PostHog's official flow, the same way other approved tools do. She only sees the projects you give her, and disconnecting takes one click.
Can I keep her scoped to part of our PostHog?
Yes. Connect only the projects you want her in, and the rest stays untouched. Everything she sends or changes still waits for your yes.
What does the PostHog integration cost?
Nothing extra. Every integration is included, on every plan.
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