Patricia works your Metabase.
Ask her in Slack. She runs the saved question, reads the dashboard, and comes back with the answer, no login and no dashboard tour.
@Pati pull the Northwind lead numbers off the growth dashboard for last week
Ran the saved questions on the Northwind Growth dashboard. Last week:
- Qualified leads: 148, up 19% on the prior week
- Cost per lead: $34, the lowest reading this quarter
- Organic is carrying it, the two new guides account for 41 of those leads
Nice. What's the trend on cost per lead across the last 8 weeks?
Read the trend card. Cost per lead has fallen five weeks running, from $61 down to $34, a 44% drop. The turn lines up with the content push going live in early June.
Patricia + Metabase
What she does in Metabase.
Real actions she takes on your say-so, not a list of API endpoints.
Run your saved questions
She runs the questions your team already built and reads back the result, so the number you trust reaches Slack without anyone opening Metabase.
Read the dashboard for you
She reads a dashboard and every card on it, then tells you what the panels say, instead of sending a link you have to go interpret yourself.
Find the right question fast
She lists the saved cards and reads through your collections, so the metric you half-remember is found and answered rather than hunted for.
Answer with read-only SQL
When no saved question fits, she runs a read-only native query and comes back with the figure. She reads the database, she never writes to it.
Explain what the trend is doing
Week over week and across the quarter, she reads the movement off the card and calls out the likely driver, so a dip reaches you before a client asks.
Turn the dashboard into a client answer
She pulls the panels that matter into a plain-language summary in the channel, so a client update starts from the numbers, not a screen-share.
Say it like you'd say it
Things to ask her on day one.
Pull the Northwind lead numbers off the growth dashboard for last week
Run the saved question for cost per lead and show me the 8-week trend
What does the Fernbrook retention dashboard say this month?
Find the card that tracks signups by channel and read it back to me
Summarize the Northwind growth dashboard for the client update
Better together
Metabase is one hand. Give her the other.
Patricia's value compounds when the whole workflow lives with her, not just one tool.
Setup
Metabase, connected in minutes.
Add Patricia to Slack
She joins your workspace like any teammate. Two minutes, no engineering.
Today at 9:00 AM
Connect Metabase
One connection to the instance you choose. She gets only the access you approve, and you can disconnect her anytime.
Metabase connected
Ask
Mention @Pati with the question. She runs the saved question or reads the dashboard and comes back with the answer, not a link.
@Pati Pull the Northwind lead numbers off the growth dashboard for last week
On it.
FAQ
Metabase questions, answered.
What can Patricia actually do in Metabase?
She runs your saved questions, reads dashboards and their cards, lists cards, reads collections, and runs read-only native SQL. In practice: she turns the saved questions and dashboards into answers in Slack, without anyone logging in.
Does she change my dashboards or data?
No. Her Metabase access is read-only. She runs questions and reads panels, she never edits a dashboard, saves over a question, or writes to the database. There is nothing to approve because nothing changes.
Which Metabase plan does she need?
Any Metabase works, cloud or self-hosted. She connects to the instance you point her at with the access you approve, and only reads the collections and dashboards you connect.
We keep a separate dashboard set per client. Does that stay separate?
Yes, that is the setup she expects at an agency. Connect what you want her in and every client's collections and dashboards stay walled off from the rest.
What does the Metabase integration cost?
Nothing extra. Every integration is included, on every plan.
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