Patricia works your Datadog.
Ask her in Slack. She reads the monitors, the dashboards, and the APM traces, then tells you in plain words whether your site is healthy or slipping.
@Pati is Orbit's site healthy this morning, or is anything degrading?
Mostly green, one thing worth watching before it becomes a customer email:
- All 14 monitors are OK except one, no active alerts triggered
- Checkout API latency (p95) crept from 240ms to 610ms overnight
- APM traces point at a slow database call on the orders service, not the frontend
- Error rate is still flat, so users are not failing yet, just waiting longer
Good catch. Write it up so I can send it to their dev team.
Done. The latency trend, the p95 numbers, and the trace pointing at the orders query, written up in Kepler's format so their team can act on it.
Patricia + Datadog
What she does in Datadog.
Real actions she takes on your say-so, not a list of API endpoints.
Answer is the site healthy
She reads every monitor across the accounts you connect and comes back with a plain yes or a short list of what is off, so a customer health check is a question, not a login.
Read the metrics that matter
Latency, throughput, error rate, and host metrics pulled on demand, so a slowdown reaches you as a number and a trend instead of a vague sense that things feel slow.
Trace it through APM
She reads APM services and their dependencies, so when latency climbs she can point at the service and the call behind it, not just report that something got slower.
Surface alerts and incidents
Triggered monitors, active incidents, and recent events, read and summarized, so you hear what fired and when before anyone asks why their site blinked.
Read the dashboards you already built
The dashboards your team relies on, read and summarized in the channel, so the signal reaches Slack without anyone opening the tab and screenshotting a graph.
Work across every account
One connection reaches the accounts you monitor. Every customer's hosts, services, and alerts stay walled off from the rest.
Say it like you'd say it
Things to ask her on day one.
Is Orbit's site healthy this morning, or is anything degrading?
What's the p95 latency on the checkout API over the last day?
Which service is behind the slowdown on the orders flow?
Did any monitors trigger on Vela overnight?
Write up the latency findings for your dev team in our format
Better together
Datadog is one hand. Give her the other.
Patricia's value compounds when the whole workflow lives with her, not just one tool.
Setup
Datadog, connected in minutes.
Add Patricia to Slack
She joins your workspace like any teammate. Two minutes, no engineering.
Today at 9:00 AM
Connect Datadog
One connection reaches the accounts you monitor. She gets only the access you approve, and you can disconnect her anytime.
Datadog connected
Ask
Mention @Pati with the question. She reads the monitors and traces and comes back with the answer, not a dashboard link.
@Pati Is Orbit's site healthy this morning, or is anything degrading?
On it.
FAQ
Datadog questions, answered.
What can Patricia actually do in Datadog?
She reads monitors, dashboards, hosts, APM services and their dependencies, metrics, events, incidents, and service checks across the accounts you connect. In practice: she tells you whether your site is healthy and what is degrading, in plain words.
Does she change anything in Datadog?
No. Datadog is a read integration for her. She reads monitors, metrics, traces, and incidents and reports on them; she does not create or delete monitors, dashboards, or downtimes. Reading and reporting are the whole job here.
What access does she need?
Read access to the accounts you connect, through Datadog's official flow, the same way other approved tools do. She only sees the accounts you give her, and disconnecting takes one click.
Can I keep her scoped to part of our Datadog?
Yes. Connect only the accounts you want her in, and the rest stays untouched. Everything she sends or changes still waits for your yes.
What does the Datadog integration cost?
Nothing extra. Every integration is included, on every plan.
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Everybody deserves a Patricia.
She handles the work your team never gets to. You build the company. See what changes in your first week.